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"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
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"I would not allow this employee to breed."
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"This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."
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"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
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"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
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"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change from whichever foot was previously in there."
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"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
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This employee is depriving a village of an idiot."
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"This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better."
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Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
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A room temperature IQ.
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Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
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A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
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A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
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Bright as Alaska in December.
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Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
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He's so dense, light bends around him.
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If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
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It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
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