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The Saga of my Job History

The Saga of my Job History

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned…couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next I…read more →

The Difference Between Prison vs. Work

The Difference Between Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. IN PRISON…you get three meals a day. AT WORK…you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON…you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK…you get rewarded for good…read more →

Twas the Day of the Interview

‘Twas the day of the Interview, I had prepared Though I still felt a bit nervous and slightly scared My accomplishment statements were written with care And I had my best suit cleaned and ready to wear My resume had been simplified and revised I even got rid of the typos and the lies Key skills were highlighted to my…read more →

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